COMMITTEE FOR THE ADVANCEMENT OF STEVE'S WELL-BEING

Meeting Minutes - 2023-02-15

Present: Steve, Bob, Carol, and Dave

Steve: "I'm feeling great today, thanks for asking."
Bob: "That's not what we're here for, Steve."
Steve: "What do you mean? It's all about me."
Carol: *rolls her eyes*
Resolution: We will make sure to bring more donuts to the meeting, because Steve likes donuts."
Decision: Steve will have an extra 30 minutes of break time to compensate for the donut-related stress he experiences during the meeting."
Next Meeting: We will reconvene in two weeks to discuss the finer points of Steve's well-being, and possibly have more donuts."

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