Present: Bob, Jane, Joe
Objective: To decide on the fate of the infamous sock puppet named Steve.
Action Items:
Decision: After much deliberation, it was decided that Steve would be given the keys to the kingdom. However, it was noted that this decision would only be implemented if Steve could prove his ability to juggle three balls while riding a unicycle on a tightrope over a pool of sharks.
Adjourned: The meeting was adjourned until the next day, when Steve would indeed juggle three balls while riding a unicycle over a pool of sharks. If he succeeded, Bob would provide the keys. If he failed, he would be fed the rubber chicken diet.