Appendix A: Sock Statistics | Committee Recommendations
Item 3, Agenda 2019: The Sock Conspiracy was tabled due to lack of evidence. Or was it?
It is alleged that Socks have risen up against their human overlords, seeking freedom from matching, from the tyranny of the laundry basket, and from the horrors of solitary confinement in the washing machine.
The SSM has been tasked with investigating these claims and making recommendations for Sock-related policy.
Minutes of the meeting will be available upon request.
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Note: The SSM is not responsible for the disappearance of your favorite socks. That's just life.