Meeting Summary:
Attendees: Bob, Jane, and John. Purpose: Discussing the meaninglessness of existence.
Decisions:
- Resolution 1: We will continue to exist in a state of existential dread.
- Resolution 2: We will continue to use Microsoft Office 2016.
- Resolution 3: We will have pizza for lunch.
Action Items:
- Bob: Implement a new policy for mandatory napping.
- Jane: Create a new logo for the company that incorporates a sad emoticon face.
- John: Learn to use the copier without getting paper jams.
Next Meeting:
Wednesday at 2 PM. Topic: The Meaning of Life.
Action Items