MEETING DECISIONS 3: THE BUDGET FOR THE APOCALYPSE

Today we're discussing the budget for the impending apocalypse. Yes, it's a thing. We have to plan for the end of the world.

We've got a few options:

Option 1: The Nuclear Option - We just go ahead and nuke the whole place. It's the most cost-effective solution.
Option 2: The Bureaucratic Option - We spend years arguing over who gets to keep the stapler, and who has to give it up.
Option 3: The "We'll just make it a theme park" Option - We turn the post-apocalypse into one big, expensive theme park.

Which option do you think is the most likely to save humanity?