Meeting Resolution 1: The Great Pizza Debate

Presented to the Council of Bureaucrats on 2023-02-27

Resolution 1, Article 1:

It is hereby declared that the optimal slice size for a standard pizza is 3.14 inches in diameter, with a 1:6 ratio of cheese to sauce.

Resolution 1, Article 2:

All council members are required to attend at least two pizza tastings per month to maintain their discerning palate.

Resolution 1, Article 3:

A new Pizza Overlord shall be elected every 6 months to ensure the continued prosperity of the council's pizza reserves.

Resolution 1, Article 4:

Any member found to be hoarding more than 3 pizza slices shall be subject to a mandatory pizza-sharing protocol.

Resolution 1, Article 5:

The official pizza font shall be 'Bebas Neue' to ensure maximum readability and aesthetic appeal.

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