Present: Chairperson, Vice-Chairperson, and 5 members of the Council
Decision 1: We should totally have a 5pm happy hour every Friday
Discussion:
- Member 1: "I love happy hour!"
- Member 2: "But will it be too loud and disrupt the workday?"
- Member 3: "No, we can just wear earplugs."
- Member 4: "I don't know, but let's just do it for the sake of it."
- Chairperson: "Agreed. It's for science."
Decision 2: We will have an office pet, a narwhal in a tank.
Discussion:
- Member 2: "But will it be safe?"
- Chairperson: "Don't worry, we'll just give it a name and it'll be fine."
- Member 4: "But what if it eats us?"
- Chairperson: "That's just the risk we're willing to take."
Adjournment:
Meeting adjourned at 3:45pm.
Next meeting: same time, same place, same poor life choices.
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