3rd Meeting Minutes - Options Discussed

The meeting convened at 10:00 AM sharp, with all key stakeholders present and ready to tackle the pressing issues.

Option 1: "The Great Pizza Party"

Proposed by: John D.

A motion was made to have a company-wide pizza party to boost team morale. The motion was met with resounding applause, but ultimately tabled for further discussion.

Suboption A: "Free Pizza for Life" | Suboption B: "Pizza Fridays Only"

Option 2: "The Mandatory Vacation Policy"

Proposed by: Jane S.

A motion was made to institute a mandatory vacation policy to combat burnout. The motion was met with mixed reactions, but ultimately tabled for further discussion.

Suboption C: "Two Weeks of Vacation, Two Weeks of Work" | Suboption D: "Unlimited Vacation Days, But Only If You Ask Your Manager 17 Times"

Option 3: "The Intranet Revamp"

Proposed by: Bob T.

A motion was made to overhaul the company intranet to make it more user-friendly. The motion was met with enthusiasm, but ultimately tabled for further discussion.

Suboption E: "Add More Banners and GIFs" | Suboption F: "Replace with Only ASCII Art"

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The next meeting will convene in exactly 17 minutes, where the fate of the company will be decided.

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Last updated: March 30, 2023, 14:30:00