Why Can't I Decide?
Today, we met to discuss the merits of pineapple as a pizza topping. After much deliberation, I abstained from the vote due to an existential crisis involving a particularly plump, yet unremarkable pineapple.
As I pondered the infinite possibilities, my mind became consumed by the question: "What is the point of it all?"
Is it the tangy sweetness of the pineapple, or the savory saltiness of the cheese? Or is it something deeper, something that speaks to the very fabric of our reality?
For now, I remain resolute in my indecision, but I invite you to weigh in on the matter.