You want to know why? Well, let me tell you.
It all started when I took a course in "Decision Paralysis" in college. My professor, the infamous Dr. Prolong, taught me that sometimes the best decisions are the ones you don't take.
But, of course, that was just a warm-up for the real course: "Advanced Procrastination Techniques." That's when things got really interesting.
Now, I'm not saying I'm an expert or anything, but I've managed to turn deciding into an art form.
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