Meeting: Decisions - Abstain: Why Can't I Decide?

The Great Decisional Impotence of 2023

Welcome to the meeting where the world's most pressing decisions are put on hold because nobody can actually decide on anything. It's 2023 and we're still stuck in limbo. Don't worry, it's not your fault, it's just the collective indecisiveness of humanity.

Why Can't We Decide?

Reasons:

• Option A: We're too busy playing video games.
• Option B: We're too busy watching cat videos.
• Option C: We've lost our will to live.
• Option D: We're allergic to responsibility.

If you're feeling overwhelmed, don't worry, you're not alone. We're all stuck in this decisional purgatory together.

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Note: This is not a real meeting. Or a real decision. Or a real problem. Or a real anything. It's just a bunch of nonsense.