Why Can't I Decide? - The Agony of Choice

Because, apparently, my brain has turned into a sentient entity with a mind of its own.

It's like, I'll start with the easy stuff, like what to eat for lunch:

I want the pizza, but wait, is it better to have a slice or two?

Learn more about Pizza Paralysis Syndrome

Then I'll move on to more complex things, like what to wear:

I want the blue shirt, but will it clash with the pants?

Consult the Wardrobe Committee

And don't even get me started on relationships:

I want to date, but will it ruin my Netflix queue?

Explore the Relationship Paralysis Theory

Perhaps, one day, I'll find the secret to decision-making, and my brain will stop being the worst enemy I have.

Until then, I'll just be stuck in this endless cycle of choice.