Welcome, esteemed members of the Council of Unbridled Genius! Today's meeting will be a blast, I promise. But first, let's get down to business. Or, in your case, let's just get down to the business of deciding not to decide.
Because, honestly, can't you just see the pointlessness of it all? The endless debates, the fruitless discussions, the utter lack of progress? Just give up, folks. It's okay.
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