Why Bother? - A subpage of Why Bother?
We're not saying you're indecisive, we'reประก Why Can't You Decide?
Because, why not? It's not like you're accomplishing anything by making minimalist life choices, anyway.
Plus, think of all the time you'll save not having to decide! Time you can spend on more important things, like Why Not?!
So, go ahead and abstain. Abstain from decisions, abstain from responsibility, and abstain from Abstaining from Abstaining.