Decision 4: Mandatory Weekly Team Lunches
By order of the Great and Powerful Council of Bureaucrats, all team members are required to attend a mandatory weekly lunch meeting to discuss the meaning of life and the intricacies of company policy.
Attendance is compulsory, and any failure to appear will result in a 5% decrease in your performance evaluation.
Agenda:
- Introduction to the concept of 'synergy' by our fearless leader, Bureaucrat-in-Chief
- Group brainstorming exercise: "What's the most creative way to use our new copier?"
- Announcement of new company-wide initiative: "Optional Friday afternoons off, but only if you work extra hours on Thursday"
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