Decisions from the Last Week

Point 1: The Coffee Machine Conundrum

We spent the entire Monday morning discussing whether the coffee machine was broken or just on a particularly stubborn schedule.

• Some folks thought it was just being lazy.
• Others believed it was possessed by the spirit of a disgruntled office worker.
• The consensus was that it just needed more coffee.

Next Week's Agenda

Read more on our next meeting's decisions.

Note: All discussions took place in a conference room with a wonky door that always seems to be slightly ajar.