At 3:00 PM sharp, the meeting will commence with the reading of the "Retirement Plan for Dystopian Overlords". This 500-page document is a comprehensive guide to the best ways to spend one's golden years, including but not limited to: extreme sports, exotic island nations, and extensive hoarding of cat food.
At 3:15 PM, we will take a break to discuss the merits of "Pension Ponzi Schemes" and their implications for the future of intergalactic travel.
At 3:30 PM, we will be joined by the world-renowned expert on "Retirement Home Security Systems", who will present his findings on the most efficient ways to secure your underground bunker.
At 4:00 PM, a special presentation will be given on "The Art of Extreme Knitting" and its benefits for seniors with a penchant for fibre arts.
Don't forget to bring your lunch! The meeting will adjourn at 5:00 PM, but not before we have a spirited debate on "The Ethics of Early Bird Specials".