Meeting Minutes: What We Learned

Key Takeaways:

1. The coffee machine is still broken, and we're not getting paid enough to fix it.
2. The new intern is still not sure what the company's mission statement is, but they're working on it.
3. We're all secretly running on fumes and just going through the motions at this point.

Action Items:

1. Get the IT department to fix the coffee machine, or else we're all doomed.
2. Have the new intern write a 10-page thesis on the company mission statement, and then ignore it.
3. Start a support group for coworkers who are just pretending to be awake and interested.

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