Defense Techniques

For when the world decides to get a little too close for comfort.

• Advanced Sleep Talking
• Parrying with a Pillow
• Undercover Sleuthing

Why You Need Defense Techniques

Because, let's face it, the world can be a pretty rough place.

1. There are monsters lurking in the shadows.
2. The in-laws are always coming for you.
3. You might just need to defend yourself.

Meet Your Instructors

• Brutal Mary
• Stealth Sam
• Sleepy Sally