In a shocking turn of events, it has come to the committee's attention that the catering for the last meeting was, in fact, not just any ordinary meat. No, the Mystery Meat, a culinary abomination rumored to be the result of a drunken night of questionable choices by our beloved Chef François, has left the members of the committee with more questions than answers.
Item 3 of the agenda will address the pressing issue of whether or not to serve The Mystery Meat at future meetings. A heated debate is expected, with some members calling for a full-on investigation into the meat's provenance, while others demand a good old-fashioned food fight.
Click here for more information on The Mystery Meat, including a comprehensive analysis of its ingredients, nutritional value, and potential links to international organized crime.
Click here to sign the petition for a food fight, because, let's be real, who needs facts when you've got meat?