Agenda for the Committee to Decide on the Fate of the World

Meeting Date: Wednesday, March 22nd, 2023

Attendees:

• Chairperson, The Omniscient One
• Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth, Renowned Expert in All Things
• Mrs. Agnes P. Bottomsworth, Wife of Dr. Reginald and Coffee Maker

Agenda Item 1: Global Warming

Discussion and voting on whether or not to turn up the thermostat to 85 degrees in the conference room.

• Resolution 1: Abandon all hope for a moderate climate

Agenda Item 2: The Meaning of Life

Exploring the existential implications of a world with an infinite number of cat videos on YouTube.

• Resolution 2: Cats are the answer to all of life's questions
• Resolution 3: Cats are a distraction from the meaning of life

Adjournment:

Adjournment time is contingent on the success of the meeting. If the meeting runs long, adjournment time may be pushed to Thursday.

Adjournment Resolution