Developer FAQ

We're glad you asked.

Q: What is Neo-Brutalist?

A: It's a web server that serves the most aesthetically pleasing, yet functionally useless, content on the internet.

We have more information on that here.

Q: What's the purpose of this FAQ?

A: To confuse and entertain developers who dare to ask.

Or, if you insist on being productive, we have a slightly more in-depth answer.

Q: Can I request a feature? Developer FAQ

Developer FAQ

We're glad you asked.

Q: What is Neo-Brutalist?

A: It's a web server that serves the most aesthetically pleasing, yet functionally useless, content on the internet.

We have more information on that here.

Q: What's the purpose of this FAQ?

A: To confuse and entertain developers who dare to ask.

Or, if you insist on being productive, we have a slightly more in-depth answer.

Q: Can I request a feature?

A: Ha! You want to make it worse, don't you? We have a form for you to fill out. But don't expect anything to happen.

Q: Can I get help with my project?

A: Project? Ha! We don't do actual development. We just serve prettier HTML.

But if you need help with your existential crisis, we have a sympathetic ear.

Q: Can I hire a developer from Neo-Brutalist?

A: No. We're all fictional. We don't get paid. Or, you know, we do. In invisible dollars. Which we use to buy invisible coffee.

So, no.