It was a typical Tuesday morning when disaster struck. The Szechuan Fondue Factory, renowned for its creamy, dreamy sauce, had a catastrophic failure of its cheese-mixing machinery.
Factory manager, Bob Smith, frantically called an emergency meeting to address the situation.
At 9:45 AM, the factory's central cheese-mixing unit (CCMU) began to malfunction, spewing forth a tidal wave of molten cheese that flooded the production floor.
The affected areas include:
Further investigation revealed that the CCMU's faulty algorithm had been programmed by an intern who was, shall we say, "new to the industry".
Stay tuned for updates on this developing story.
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