Today's Doomsday Schedule

9:00 AM - The Coffee Machine will be turned off due to excessive usage.

10:00 AM - The CEO will attempt to "motivate" the team with a PowerPoint presentation.

11:00 AM - The air conditioning will stop working, because someone left the window open.

12:00 PM - The IT department will attempt to "reorganize" the entire office.

1:00 PM - The microwave will be taken over by the Accounting department for "tax season purposes".

Afternoon of Doom

See also:

Note: The links provided are just for fun, and the real URLs will not be accessible. The "Afternoon of Doom" subpage would likely contain more absurd and humorous content, suchประก as a "Survival Guide to the Afternoon" or "Emergency Preparedness Tips".