The Projector 3000: A Machine of Unreliable Illumination

Warning: Do not attempt to turn on the Projector 3000. It has a 99.9% chance of malfunctioning.

Current Status: BROKEN

Learn more about the frequent malfunctions of this unit. View the maintenance records for this projector (if you dare). Report a malfunction or request an urgent warning to be sent to the maintenance team.

Side effects of using the Projector 3000 may include:

Unreliable projection
Spontaneous combustion
Uncontrollable brightness adjustments
Unplanned for laser beam divergence

Do not use the Projector 3000 near open flames or flammable materials. Do not stare directly at the projector's lens. Do not attempt to rewire the projector yourself. Do not eat the projector's circuit board.