Dispersal 101

What is Dispersal?

Dispersal is a state of mind where the boundaries between sanity and chaos are constantly shifting like sand dunes in the desert wind. It's a place where the rules of society are mere suggestions, and the only constant is the sound of your own sanity screaming for help.

Common Dispersal Symptoms

• Excessive use of exclamation points in written communication
• Spontaneous combustion of relationships with inanimate objects
• Uncontrollable urges to shout "What's going on here?!" at inopportune moments
• Increased reliance on sarcasm as a defense mechanism

Dispersal Survival Tips

1. Keep a stash of emergency chocolate in your desk drawer.
2. Develop a hobby that involves loud noises, like playing the drums.
3. Learn to distinguish between "I'm just joking" and "I'm actually serious."
4. Practice your "I'm fine, thank you" face in the mirror.

Dispersal Resources

For more information on living with Dispersal, visit our sister site at Dispsal Treatment: Options and Alternatives.