AGENDA

Today's Meeting Agenda: A Journey of Discovery and Mild Boredom

1. Introduction

The meeting will start with an awkward 15-minute silence.

• 1.1: The Sloggiest Introduction Ever

2. New Business

A 30-minute presentation about the importance of stapler maintenance.

• 2.1: The Stapler of Life

3. Old Business

A 45-minute discussion on who ate the last donut in the break room.

• 3.1: The Great Donut Debate

4. Adjournment

Everyone gets to leave, finally.