It started with a simple sausage roll. The kind you'd find at the corner shop. But things took a turn when Bob, the shop owner, decided to add a 'special ingredient'. Little did he know, this 'ingredient' would turn the entire village into a sausage-fueled nightmare.
People went wild, and by wild, I mean they ate the sausages in a matter of minutes. The village was left with nothing but a trail of grease and the occasional dropped napkin.
Investigations were launched, but all they found were a few scraps of sausage paper and a faint smell of fennel in the air.
And so, the Sausage Incident of '23 remains a mystery, but one thing is clear: never underestimate the power of a good sausage.
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