Meeting Attendees:

- John Smith, Department of Red Tape

- Jane Doe, Department of Red Flags

- Bob Johnson, Department of Unnecessary Meetings

- Alice Brown, Department of Sausage

Meeting Topic: Sausage Incident

Meeting Notes:

Sausage Incident: Someone left their sausage in the break room.

Action Items:

- Call in a hazmat team to decontaminate the break room.

- Install a ventilation system to remove lingering sausage fumes.

- Conduct a full investigation to identify the perpetrator.

Prepare a press release to address public concerns.