Established in the year 3050, the Sausage Protocol is a highly secretive and clandestine organization dedicated to the study of the perfect sausage-to-human ratio.
Our mission is to explore the uncharted territories of meaty delights, to boldly go where no one has gone before, and to uncover the hidden secrets of the universe's most majestic of meats.
Our team of expert Sausage Agents are equipped with the latest and greatest in sausage technology, from high-speed sausage slicers to advanced meat probes.
Meet our agents and learn more about their daring missions.
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