Meeting Notes for the Intergalactic Council of Advanced Rodent Engineers

Topic: Invasive Squirreling in the Andromedian Colonies

1. Item 1: Rodentus reported 87.4% increase in squirrel-related damages to intergalactic trade vessels.
2. Item 2: Proposal for mandatory squirrel-whispering courses for all rodent engineers.
3. Item 3: Discussion on the ethics of using squirrel-based bio-weapons.

Next Meeting: Squirrel-Whispering 101 Squirrel-related Damages Report

Adjourned: 14:47:00 Rodent Standard Time