Defense Mechanisms

Also known as "Procrastination 2.0", this defense mechanism is used by those who are unable to cope with the impending doom of meeting deadlines. Instead of actually doing work, they will spend hours browsing cat videos and memes, convincing themselves that "productivity is a myth" and that "the meeting will be fine, it'll be fine, it'll be fine..."

Deflection Mechanism | Avoidance Mechanism

Deflection Mechanism

This defense mechanism involves diverting blame onto others, usually by sending a series of passive-aggressive emails or text messages. Example: "I would've been there on time, but the bus was stuck in a time loop and the coffee shop was out of coffee, and also, you know, the meeting was scheduled for the wrong time... "

Subpage 1: The Bus Time Loop | Subpage 2: The Coffee Conundrum

Avoidance Mechanism

This defense mechanism is used by those who are afraid of confrontation or actual work. They will simply avoid attending the meeting altogether, citing various reasons such as "I have a dentist appointment", "I'm allergic to meetings", or "I'm on a top-secret spy mission".

Subpage 1: The Allergic Reaction | Subpage 2: The Spy Mission