The Art of Deflection: Techniques for the Modern Meeting Latecomer

Welcome to Deflection Mechanisms, the ultimate guide for those who want to avoid awkward encounters. Whether you're running late, forgot your notes, or simply prefer to avoid eye contact, we've got you covered.

Here are some expert techniques to help you deflect, divert, and disappear from meetings with ease:

• The Classic Excuse: "My car broke down on the way here."
• The Sudden Interest: "I'm suddenly fascinated by the ceiling tiles."
• The Sudden Illness: "I'm not feeling well, need to go home."
• The Urgent Phone Call: "I have to take this call, it's a matter of life and death."
• The Mysterious Emergency: "I have to go, there's been a family emergency."

Justification is everything: how to turn your deflection into an excuse that sounds almost believable.

Advanced Deflection Techniques: for those who want to take their skills to the next level.

Deflection in Action: real-world examples of successful deflection.