Late Comers Anonymous: Because showing up on time is overrated

Penalties

Welcome, fellow late arrivals! As a member of Late Comers Anonymous, you're probably used to being fashionably late. But did you know that our organization has a strict set of rules and penalties to ensure that our gatherings don't start without you?

• 1st Offense: Verbal warning and a stern look from the group leader
• 2nd Offense: Forced attendance to a time management seminar
• 3rd Offense: Exile to the "Island of the Forgotten Meeting"
• 4th Offense: Permanant relocation to the "Land of the Chrono-Challenged"

Don't be a repeat offender! Join our community and get a free "I'm running late" t-shirt with every 10th offense!

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