In the grand tapestry of human experience, treats have long been the unsung heroes, the unsweetened icing on the cake of life. But what happens when the treat is gone? When the treat, the last treat, the most disappointing treat, is consumed? Do we find meaning in the void left by the empty box? Or are we doomed to wander the desolate plains of existence, forever searching for the next, fleeting high of a sugar rush?