Meeting Minutes: Munchies

Today's Agenda:

Item 1: Consuming 3 whole pizzas by myself
Item 2: Accidentally eating the neighbor's cat
Item 3: Discussing the meaning of life with a vending machine

Present:

John (CEO)

Jenny (CFO)

Bob (CTO)

Review Decisions Made During Lunch View Mishaps During Lunch More Munchies Decisions

Important Notes:

DO NOT LEAVE YOUR WORKSTATION WITHOUT EMPTYING THE FRIDGE.

DO NOT EAT THE FURNITURE.