Lunchbox Meeting: Where the Food is Always Free, But the Politics are Always Toxic

Today's Agenda:

1. Discuss the meaning of life.

2. Eat free pizza.

3. Argue over who ate the last donut.

4. Decide on a new team captain.

5. Fire the intern for no reason.

Attendees:

1. Bob (Team Captain)

2. Steve (HR)

3. Jane (Catering)

4. John (Intern)

5. Mike (Accounting)

Meeting Minutes:

Steve: "I'm telling you, the donut was clearly eaten by John."

Jane: "I'm telling you, it was clearly Bob who ate the donut."

Bob: "I'm telling you, I was just... uh... testing the donut for quality control."

Mike: "I'm telling you, I have the receipts."

John: "I'm telling you, I'm innocent."

Steve: "I'm telling you, we need to fire the intern."