BY ORDER OF THE SUPREME RULER OFæk, ALL MEETINGS SHALL BE CONDUCTED AS FOLLOWS:
ARTICLE 1: ARRIVAL
Upon arrival, all participants shall be greeted with a complimentary beverage of their choice, provided it is within the realm of acceptable flavors.
ARTICLE 2: AGENDA
The meeting shall commence with a thorough review of the agenda, said review to be conducted with utmost haste, lest the meeting run long.
ARTICLE 3: DISCUSSION
During discussion, all participants shall be encouraged to speak with the utmost conviction and without interruption, save for the occasional, well-timed interruption for a snack or a minimalist break.
ARTICLE 4: DECISION-MAKING
In the event of a decision being called to the table, all participants shall be expected to provide forthwith with a clear and concise argument in support, or a resounding "I have no opinion." Shall the decision be deemed unpalatable, all parties involved shall be expected to abide by the decision, lest the meeting descend into chaos.