MEETING AGENDA: SOCKS OF DOOM

Item 1: Sock Selection Committee

The Sock Selection Committee has been tasked with choosing the perfect sock to wear for the apocalypse.

Recommendations:

• Striped Monsters
• Brightly Colored Blob
• Sock of Doom Variant 1: The Ankle-Slippers

Item 2: Post-Apocalyptic Sock Protocol

We will be discussing the proper protocol for wearing socks in the post-apocalyptic wasteland.

Agenda Items:

• Sock Wearing Ethics
• Sock Removal Procedures
• Sock Hoarding Laws

Next Meeting: Never