Meeting Agenda for the Incredibly Important Person

10:00 AM - Arrival and Coffee

Everyone must arrive at the meeting on time, no exceptions. We will be serving free coffee, which is not optional.

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10:15 AM - World Domination Strategy Session

Discuss and finalize plans for global conquest. Don't worry, it'll be a peaceful and benevolent domination.

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11:45 AM - Lunch Break