TOPIC: "The Mysterious Case of the Missing Donuts"

Meeting Minutes

• Attendees: John, Jane, Bob, Alice, and a mysterious figure in a fedora
• Objective: Discuss the Great Donut Heist of '22
• Discussion:
  1. John: "I didn't do it!"
  2. Jane: "Don't look at me, I'm on a diet."
  3. Bob: "I'm the one who ate them, but I'm not sorry."
  4. Alice: "I'm the one who framed John, but I didn't eat them."
• Decision: Further investigation is required.