Q and A Session
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Q: Is the free coffee machine in the break room a blessing or a curse?
A: It's a blessing, but only if you're a caffeine addict. If not, it's still a curse.
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Q: Can we have pizza for every meeting?
A: Why not? It's not like we're paying for it ourselves or anything.
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Q: Is there a limit to the number of times you can use the phrase "Synergy" in a meeting?
A: There is no limit, but please, for the love of all things good and holy, don't make us say it more than 5 times in one meeting.
Note: All questions and answers have been heavily edited for entertainment value and accuracy.