MEETING AGENDA FOR THE AGES

AGENDA ITEM 1: DISCLOSING THE SECRETS OF THE COFFEE MACHINE

At 9:00 AM sharp, we will attempt to pry the coffee machine open with a rusty screwdriver and a can of WD-40.

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AGENDA ITEM 2: DISCUSSION OF THE NEW "INFLUENZA" POLICY

At 9:30 AM, we will convene to discuss the merits of having a policy that nobody actually wants to follow.

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AGENDA ITEM 3: LUNCHTIME!

We will take an interminable break to stuff our faces with the remnants of last night's pizza.

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