At 9:00 AM sharp, we will attempt to pry the coffee machine open with a rusty screwdriver and a can of WD-40.
Click here for the thrilling minute-by-minute account!At 9:30 AM, we will convene to discuss the merits of having a policy that nobody actually wants to follow.
Click here for a riveting discussion!We will take an interminable break to stuff our faces with the remnants of last night's pizza.
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