Procrastination 101: Meeting Agenda for the Day

09:00 - 09:30am: Introduction to Doing Nothing

Why Bother with a Meeting Anyway?

Is it really worth leaving your bed to discuss the meaninglessness of productivity?

09:30 - 10:15am: Break

Stare at the Wall

Take a moment to contemplate the futility of human existence while gazing at the wall.

10:15 - 11:00am: Procrastination Techniques

The Art of Browsing Social Media

Learn the ancient art of comparing your life to that of others, and questioning the choices you made.

The Science of Cat Videos

Study the mesmerizing effects of adorable felines to distract yourself from your duties.

Playing Games: A Procrastination Technique

Discover the thrill of wasting time on Candy Crush, while secretly wondering if it's really worth it.

11:00 - 12:00pm: Lunch Break

Take a Nap

Recharge with a quick snooze, and dream of all the things you'll accomplish... someday.

The Art of Binge-Watching: A Procrastination Masterclass

The Procrastination Paradox: A Discussion on the Inherent Futility of It All

The Great Outdoor Procrastination Challenge: A Journey of Self-Discovery and Boredom