The Great Donut Crisis of 2024

A Meeting Agenda for the Ages

Agenda Item 1: The Missing Donuts

Apparently, someone ate the last donut in the break room without paying for it. A full investigation has been launched.

Sub Agenda:

• Conduct an exhaustive search for the donut thief
• Discuss alternative sweet treats for the break room

Agenda Item 2: The Coffee Machine

The coffee machine has been on the fritz. Again.

Sub Agenda:

• Consider replacing the coffee machine with a new one (again)
• Hire a coffee machine whisperer to retrain the existing machine

Let's just get out of here