Procrastination Guide 2024
Chapter 3: Advanced Procrastination Techniques
Section 3.1: The Art of Cat Video Research
As any self-respecting procrastinator knows, the key to success lies in the depths of the internet. Specifically, in the endless loops of cat videos.
Here are the top 5 reasons why cat videos are the key to productivity:
- Cats are the ultimate stress-relievers. Who needs yoga when you have a cute kitten in a onesie?
- Cat videos are an excellent way to learn about the feline perspective on time management. I mean, who needs a planner when you have 9 lives?
- Cats have mastered the art of relaxation. They can spend hours just lounging in the sun. You too can learn to do the same!
- Cats are experts in the field of napping. Who needs a coffee break when you can just curl up with a ball of yarn?
- Cats are the true embodiment of the "just one more minute" philosophy. They can stare at a wall for hours, and so can you!
Bonus: Cat Video Bloopers!
Advanced Feline Facts
And that's it for today's chapter! Don't forget to tune in tomorrow for more exciting content!
Or just go back to bed. We won't judge you.