The Art of Leaving Early: A Procrastination Guide

By Master Procrastinator, Esq.

Chapter 1: The Science of Procrastination (Or Why You're Not Lazy, It's Just Your Brain)

Subchapter 1.1: The Myth of the Productivity Myth: "If You Don't Do This, Nothing Will Get Done"

You are not lazy, you are simply on a different timeline. A timeline that is currently occupied with more pressing concerns, like binge-watching your favorite show or playing video games.

Hyperlinks:

• The Science of Procrastination
• Advanced Procrastination Techniques

Chapter 2: The Art of Leaving Early: A Case Study

When to leave: When the coffee machine breaks, when the Wi-Fi drops, when the meeting starts, or when the meeting ends. The possibilities are endless.

Hyperlinks:

• The Fine Art of Exit Strategies
• The Art of Making Up Pretenses

Chapter 3: The Ethics of Leaving Early: A Philosophical Discussion

Is it wrong to leave early? Can it be considered a moral failing if you abandon your post? The answer, my friend, is a resounding "maybe". Maybe.

Hyperlinks:

• The Philosophy of Early Exit