Meeting Agendas - The Procrastination Scientist's Guide to Doing Absolutely Nothing

Today's meeting is cancelled due to excessive procrastination.

But don't worry, we'll get around to it eventually. Maybe.

For those who are interested, here are some general guidelines:

Procrastination Guide 1: The art of finding the perfect excuse

Procrastination is an art form, and one of the most important aspects of this art form is finding the perfect excuse. A well-crafted excuse can get you out of just about anything. Here are some of our favorites:

• My cat is sick
• I have to go for a run
• I'm not feeling well
• I'm allergic to work

And here are some bonus points for creative excuses:

• I have to attend to my extensive collection of antique teapots
• I'm on a top-secret mission to save the world from certain doom
• I'm a professional snail trainer and I have to attend to my snails

Procrastination Guide 2: The art of making a good impression

Procrastination is not just about getting out of things, it's also about making a good impression while you're at it. Here are some tips for making a good impression while you're procrastinating:

• Make sure to wear a nice outfit while you're lounging on the couch
• Use a lot of big words to describe your activities
• Make sure to take a few power naps

Don't forget to check out our latest research paper: "The Effects of Procrastination on Productivity: A Study of 1000 Hours of Doing Absolutely Nothing"

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