Technique 3: Pretend to Be Busy

Also known as "Fake Work Syndrome" (FWS)

• Stare intensely at a screen while tapping keys with your index finger.
• Cram as much useless information as possible into a spreadsheet.
• Cite "creative blocks" as a reason for lack of productivity.

Sub-Technique: "Just Checking" Syndrome

Repeat this phrase to anyone who asks you to do actual work:

• "Just checking on that." (pause)
• "Just checking on that, yeah, no, I'm good." (pause)
• "Just checking, actually doing nothing, just checking." (pause)

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