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Confidential: 2024-04-01 Coffee Machine Murders

Case File: CM-001

Suspect: Coffee Machine 3456

Serial Number: CM-123456

Make: Brew-o-matic

Last seen: 2024-04-01, in the break room

Accused: Coffee Shop Owner ( alias: "The Caffeine King")

Known associates: The Sugar Queen, The Creamer King, The Milkman

Last seen: 2024-04-01, in the stockroom

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Investigating Officer:

Captain Jameson P. Bottomsworth

Contact: View Profile

Case Status: In Progress

Next Meeting:

2024-04-02, 09:00 AM, Conference Room B

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